Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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