Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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