I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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