Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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