the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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