nut hugger
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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