And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
The Olympian is in my bed
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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