can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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