he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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