my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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