I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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