doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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