what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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