Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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