Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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