The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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