Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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