and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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