It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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