then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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