I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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