I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Two words: blizzard sex
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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