Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He did a backflip because drugs
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