did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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