And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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