Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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