Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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