Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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