I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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