Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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