Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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