I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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