oh fat girl friday strikes again...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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