Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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