Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I deserve this hangover.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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