awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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