we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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