Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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