I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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