I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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