So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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