Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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