So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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