should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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