How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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