How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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