marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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