I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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