He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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