I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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